Chapter 4
How to sell coyotes in a wind storm
Attention!
Do not refer to chapter 1. It was all a lie. It was explained in chapter 2, but that chapter has since been removed pending further litigation by the Polish national bowling team.
Chapter 3: "The Proper Way To Hold In A Fart", is still available on CD. Butt they're going fast!
Upcoming chapters
"How to beat constipation by playing the tuba"
"Festering Swamp Water Has Nutritional Value"
"Tender Moments In The War Room"
Thanks for making my book, "The Tuesday Before They Came After Me, A Study In Irrelevance", a Tightwad Gazette best seller.
Can we get serious for a moment?
Happiness doesn't depend on what's in your wallet, but what's in your heart.
and...
Nothing tried, ever succeeded.
The is no such thing as gravity... The Earth just sucks!
Attention
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10% discount on 1st order
The word for the day is
"gloom".
Now spread the word!
Question:
Does a transgender women
go to a gynecologist?
Abraham Lincoln said.
"You can't believe everything you read on the internet."
Joe Biden is as fit as a fiddle!
Absolutely no dementia!?!?
Jimmy Hoffa is alive and is a life guard in Key West
Elvis is alive and drives a taxi in Hoboken.
Other lies coming!
Seldom do you see a squirrel mate with a squid.
We have a cure for that. What do you have?
Ryan Crouser said,
"The proof is in the putting.
"(world record holder)